Suitcase Jokes

Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?

Because he was packing his rhyme books!

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.

Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"