When I get suicidal everyone worrys I don't know why becasue that is when I'm the happpiest thinking about death
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult. I’ll be hanging with them for a while
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you? Just, hang in there, man.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran
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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there 🕺
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
life is like penis. other people make it hard.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide but the roof fell off.....
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft but does me being 6ft under count?
