Who are the worlds fastest readers? The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
If your here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
Suicide is as easy as my ex wife
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid
Are you suicidal? Remember if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
Suicide isn't funny but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
