New Suffering Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

I suffered The Great Depression.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

"Cancer."

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

Who needs April Fools?

When your whole life is a joke?

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

What's bald and can't grow no hair?

A kid with cancer.

What did the orphan say to the crippled man?

I suffer from crippling depression.

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."