Suffering jokes

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Oliver Savage's life.

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).

Cancer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.