Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
Suffering Jokes
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.