Suffering jokes
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren鈥檛.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 馃槨馃が馃枙馃徎馃枙馃徏馃枙馃徑馃枙馃従馃枙馃徔
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don鈥檛 laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that鈥檚 on fire and the grounds on fire and everything鈥檚 on fire because it鈥檚 hell.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
The best thing about an orphan? They don鈥檛 have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don鈥檛 even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn鈥檛 making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It鈥檚 not making light of those, what it鈥檚 doing is it鈥檚 taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don鈥檛. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don鈥檛 agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Sy鈥檏yira (馃槍): I can鈥檛 wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (馃槉): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy鈥檏yira (馃槄): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (馃槍): I know, right?