Stupid jokes
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Stupid cow.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"