Stupid Jokes

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"

The bartender says, "No bread here."

And then the duck says, "Got any bread?"

And the bartender says, "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?"

And the duck says, "Got any bread?!"

And the bartender says, "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail."

So the duck says, "Got any nails?"

And then the bartender looks surprised, and says, "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?"

And the duck says, "Got any bread?"

And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.

Stupid.

"Stupid ass baby."

dont trust an atom there stupid

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.

God help me, please!

hi im stupid

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

The joke about is stupid.

The sun is already bright, stupid!

Person 1: A life.

Person 2: I don't get it.

Person 1: Exactly.

None of these are even funny. Just stupid.

myname is president trump i ams tupid!!! i am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”.

Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said Sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****,” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.

The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”

As Sam arrived at the counselor’s office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****,” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.