Stupid jokes

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.