Why did the football coach go too the bank? To get his quarterback!

An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said “The choclates are on me!” every one cheerid.

Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.

what’s blue and doesn’t weigh much???

Light blue.


I feel bad for Shopping Carts there allwaze being pushed around

I recently got kicked out of a casino because i apparantly misunderstood what the craps table was for

Q: Knock Knock ? Who’s there? A: boo A: boo who


What do u call a bear with no teeth ~ a gummy bear

Why did the chicken crossed the road? I don’t know? to get to the idiot house

Knock Knock who there?

The chicken

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?


Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didnt they warn us.

Wanna hear a joke?


i love your mom and dad’s joke! they made it together and called it your name

want to hear a joke? i swear it isn’t about my life again-

my mom and dad made a joke together and called it ‘yeetsu’ (me)

How do you leave an idiot in suspense - ill tell you tomorrow

Asian without As is just sin.

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: “Stop pirating video games.” Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

You can’t lose kahoot if you Kashoot the class first

So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, “Oii, your kind ain’t welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off.” He goes back to his mates and says, “We’d better get outta here.” “Nonsense.” replies the mid guy, he’s your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He’s your typical rope. He burst out, “Fuck this!”. He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, “Say aren’t you a string?” “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

What are mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country

What are mexicans favorite sport?