College Student jokes

Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs!

A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

like this if you don't like school.

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

What do you call a high school student?

Alone and depressed.