Stronger jokes
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! đ¤˘
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
How do chickens đ get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called âwomen's rightsâ would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers donât rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
My father always used to say:
"What doesnât kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.