Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
What’s got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman
Christopher Reeve’s horse
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Roses are red Violets are blue We're gonna make love Because I'm stronger than you
ok this isnt a joke but its funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????
(doesnt have bossbar)
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight? " I'm stronger than you".
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it Pull it Twist it Harder Better Faster Stronger You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in and shake it all about
None of you ever touch my penis
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
I held on to my money stronger than a orphan holds on to a teddy bear on father's day
My father always used to say:
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Until the accident.
There's nothing stronger than love except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Men and women are not equal. Speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable. (Sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell? We're not sexist men, you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, man were created before woman. Search it up in the Bible or online.
