Strike jokes
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
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What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
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Fucked, in every sense of the world.
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