What do you call a Israeli strike against Gaza? A Kike Strike!
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
Yo forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in strike force heroes
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama? Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Just told Putin to get some b*****s
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I saw some terrorists on family feud, it looked like they had 3 strikes.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike? A minor's strike.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What has 15 arms 9 legs 8 heads and 12 eyeballs
A mosque after i missile strike it
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
