I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of wall street
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll f--ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don't have any money. She says ok I'll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets. He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
Me:knock knock Some dude on the street: who’s there Me: whowhowho Dude:whowhowho who? Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
Someone was walking down the street and they some neat, Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
