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Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless

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it is actually: A girl had 69 boobs(69) she thought that was too too too many(69222) So she went on 51st street(6922251) to see doctor x(6922251x) Doctor x did something really weird; he ate all her boobs! (692251x8) which left her (flip the calculator) Boobless

Another one: a girl who was 13 (13) wore a size 84(1384) but wanted to be a size 45(138445) So she went to the doctor and the doctor says oh(1384450) take these tablets two times a day(13844502) instead she took them four times a day (13844502x4) and she ended up.....(flip calculator around)

uhm, in reply to 'hi'... how does the X part fit into the joke? she was posta take 2 and took 4 instead... shouldn't there be something said about the X here?

um for reall the 5 dont look like a "S"

I heard the joke before as... I knew a 69 year old lady who had too too too (222) many you know what. She went down 51 street to meet Dr. X. She has 8 operations and came out..... (flip the calculator)

To say to hi l would like to say that l wanted a different saying like the boobless thing but l like that it was different.

I've never heard that one before the one I was told was britney spears weighted 69 pounds and that was too too too much so she went to 51 ave to have a meeting with Dr. X and 8 hours later she woke up (flip the calculator upside down) boobless.

here's how i learned: there once was a 69 year old woman who had too too too many boobs, there were 5 doctors and 1 nurse (6922251) and by the time it was 8 (x8) she was...

i know another version there was a lady that had 69 boobs (69) and that was 222 many (69222) so she drove to the 51st street (6922251) to see doctor X (6922251x) that ate (6922251x8) her boobs which left her.. (turn calculator upside down)

Im gonna top this off with a version Sarah ****** taught me about fifteen years ago in grade school. There once was a woman with 69 boobs, and that was 222 many, so she went to 51st street (6922251) to see Dr X (6922251x) and after 8 operations (6922251x8) she was BOOBLESS (=55378008)

Impressive and it works (:o

My childhood version went: Britney Spears had 69 boobs, which is 222 many. So she went to 51st St to see Dr X 8 times which left her boobless

There was a woman. She was 69 years old. She had 2 2 2 many boobs. She went to 61st street to see dr x he took off 8 which left her. Boobless lol

There was once a sexy lady who wore a 69 sized bra tthat was 2 2 2 big.she went to 51st street to see dr x who gave her 8 pills which left her...

Back in my day it was: Sally had sex with 69 guys which her dad said was 222 many so he sent her to 51 st to meet doctor times X he have her 8 operations which left her BOOBLESS or 55378008 πŸ˜‚

Oh, I learned it as… There was a girl who had a size 69 bra which was 222 big so she took the number 51 bus to see dr x who gave her 8 pills which left her…