Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
one day little billy came in pulling up his pants the teacher asks “Where have you been billy” he says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later little willy came in the teacher asked where have you been he says on top of beverly hill 10 minutes later little johnny came in teacher says again where have you been ha says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later a girl came in the teacher says who are you she says i’m beverly hill
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
“First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the coroner.
“Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”
The inspector then asks, “What about the third body?”
“Ah,” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning.”
“Why is he smiling then?” asks the inspector.
“He thought he was having his picture taken.”
me: you wanna hear a story?
billie: yes sure
me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.
Billy: I’m so use to having you in bed with me, I don’t know if I’m ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don’t worry brother, I’ll just be right down the hall…
Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Billy: spits out food
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: looks at mom
Mom: Shut up
If you get you get it
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..
He has no legs…
How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Sister: (moaning) go get mom, she’d love this Me: but Billy’s with her right now Billy: UGHHHH…MMMMM Dad: hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment…
Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.
It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, “What would you like for breakfast?” Billy’s mom asked politely, Billy replied with “whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!”
A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed
A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bully’s grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.