Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Billy: I’m so use to having you in bed with me, I don’t know if I’m ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don’t worry brother, I’ll just be right down the hall…
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
“First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the coroner.
“Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”
The inspector then asks, “What about the third body?”
“Ah,” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning.”
“Why is he smiling then?” asks the inspector.
“He thought he was having his picture taken.”
me: you wanna hear a story?
billie: yes sure
me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.
How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..
He has no legs…
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Sister: (moaning) go get mom, she’d love this Me: but Billy’s with her right now Billy: UGHHHH…MMMMM Dad: hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment…
It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, “What would you like for breakfast?” Billy’s mom asked politely, Billy replied with “whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!”
A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed
— What did Micheal Jackson find on his bedsheets
Billies Jeans… He He
Bill was on a hill. What a hill billy.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
Hey guys Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone he says there name really loud. Billy-Hey guys I just got back from my DADS!! Wait what Billy??
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally