Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
When you end up pregnant.......
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say DON'T and if he touched me down there I should say STOP..but Dad, he touch me both places at once so I said DON'T STOP DON'T STOP 😂
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed
Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government
What Is The Difference Between A Pornstar And Mosquito No One Stops Sucking Say Yes If You Wanna Fuck
No more toilet paper Jokes please
why did the hobo go back to the future.
to stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino macine.
What runs but never stop
Down syndrome kid: stop being greedy with the Lego’s Me: stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID? Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Stop
Run or something will come to you and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
please stop using this thread it is cancer
me: nok nok teacher: who is there Me: boo Teacher : boo who Me: stop being a crybaby and open the door! Teacher:............ Me: aw man detention again.
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
