Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.