Stephen jokes
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."