Stephen jokes
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."