Stephen jokes
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂