Stephen jokes
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.