Stephen jokes
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.