Stephen jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Stephen.

Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?

Microchips.

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

What is Stephen Hawking's best side?

The left.

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.

They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.

Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.