Stephen jokes
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!