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Stephen jokes

Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

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  • There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

    I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

    What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

    Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

    I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

    Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

    The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

    How did Stephen Hawking really die?

    His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!

    How did Stephen Hawking die?

    He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.