Stephen

Stephen jokes

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.

He also forgot to pay the power bill.

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.