Stephen

Stephen jokes

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?