So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store Never mind
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What is Stephen hawking best side
The left
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
why isn't stephen hawking going to heaven? because he's british
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.