how did stephen-hawking die? he hit alt-f4
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What is Stephen hawking best side
The left
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
