Most people age up on there birthdays, Stephen levels up
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
I know why stephen hawking loves transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll" Out.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, had no tell whatsover.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump. She really hates it when I spit my food back out. Stephen Hawking
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
Knock knock who’s there it’s me I can’t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
Why did Stephen hawking go on to Britain’s got talent. To sing
Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell
There’s a stairway to heaven.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawkings is from, I just can't place his accent.
if i looked like Stephen Hawkings i would also be an atheist.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.