Stephen jokes

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?

The fridge actually runs.

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Of a bad internet connection.

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He hit Alt+F4.

"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"

Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?

Standing Tall.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.