I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
why didn't stephen hawking ever eat chicken wings? becuase he didn't exist
why isn't stephen hawking going to heaven? because he's british
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
