Stephen hawkings jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!