Stephen hawkings jokes
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.