Stephen hawkings jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.