Stephen hawkings jokes
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.