Stephen hawkings jokes
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything. He'd break if he did.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.