Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.