Stephen hawkings jokes
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.