Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.