Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.