Stephen hawkings jokes
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
He's dead.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."