Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?