Stephen hawkings jokes
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.