Stephen hawkings jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.