Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.