Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.