Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.