Stephen hawkings jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.