What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
