Stephen hawkings jokes
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.