Stephen hawkings jokes
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.