Stephen hawkings jokes
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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