Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
