Stephen hawkings jokes
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?