Stephen hawkings jokes
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.