Stephen hawkings jokes
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.