Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
