Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.