Stephen hawkings jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.