Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"