What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
