Stephen hawkings jokes
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.