Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.