What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
