Stephen hawkings jokes
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.