Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.