Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

House

Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?

The top of the stairs.

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  • Hater

    The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

    Science

    I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

    Autobots, "Roll Out!"

    Windows

    What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?

    "Windows Shut Down."

    Signal

    Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?

    A: There’s no signal.

    Word

    What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

    The Windows XP log out sound.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.

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  • Hell

    How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?

    There’s a stairway to heaven.

    Wheel

    What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?

    Steven Hawking after a house fire.

    Electronics

    Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.

    Shop

    Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄

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