Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
