Stephen Hawking jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.