So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds they're not stepping into my room.
Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
you mama so fat when she stepped on the skail it said one at a time
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
So many of these jokes are unoriginal and you guys need to step up your game.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither as he.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!
