Starving Jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

A starving homeless kid asks me for food.

I said, "sorry, my plate is full."

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?

The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)

The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)

Thanks for reading this...bye!

What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.

I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.

My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(

I adopted a dog. It's gone now.

At least homeless people in China are not starving.