Starving Jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"

And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"

A starving homeless kid ask me for food

I said "sorry,my plate is full"

How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand

Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

if a orphan wants food who does it? no one everybody just watches him starve because they couldent find his parent's

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food

Why can't you starve in the desert? -- Because of all the sand which is there.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.

What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you and what is dumbest thing someone can say that annoy you. The most annoying thing your parents can say: Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa! No, you can't have any dessart untill you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!) The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: Why is your name crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird! (That is really annoying if you ask me!) Thanks reading this...bye!

what you call a indian person not starving dead

I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself

I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.