I was talking to my welsh friend the other day and he suddenly started talking welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke
How do you start a rave in Africa? stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.
These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
What do you do when your baby starts screaming? Use more lube.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : *raises hand* Teacher : ... The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
why did they invent glow in the dark condoms? so gay people can play start wars
