Start-off

Start-off jokes

Parent

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Ornament

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Pig

Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says mo mo.

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says maa maaa.

Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."

Community

Hellloo this post is directly towards Charlie, So Charlie if you see this is directing towards you. First off id like to start off that I dont think its cool that you lash out pointing fingers at everyone and that the votes were not rigged, If you however, took the time and consideration to think "oh maybe I should ask and say my point" like a normal human being would instead of making it a huge thing and saying that… Read more

So, as most of you would know, Caitlyn is my best friend. So unless your her, don't continue reading.

Ima start off with hello. '.'

So, you mean more than anything to me Caitlyn, more than anything in my life. (Sorry fam). I know I can be a little *cough* aggressive *cough* sometimes, but I don't mean to. You're my best friend, and I hope you know how important you are to me. You're not ugly at all, you're amazing in every way. When things were a lil' tough for me, you were there for me. So now I'm gonna do the same for u. ❀

Song I searched for you-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H29YOd-YWaI