Intrusion jokes
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 馃槀馃槀馃槀
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter. He approaches her and says, "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion, but I was curious to know, if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?"
The young lady smiles and says, "That's a lot of money, of course, I would."
The doctor smiles and says, "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?"
The young lady says, "What, are you joking? That's no money at all. Of course, I wouldn't. What do you think I am?"
The Doctor smiles again and says, "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What鈥檚 the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Closer kin, deeper in!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
