Stalker

Stalker Jokes

Flower

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

Friend

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

Time

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Definition

The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.

Shadow

what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Basement

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol