Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Stalker Jokes
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol