Intimidation jokes

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

Your money, you bully's everything you hate.

Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.

Me: (Tim) What's wrong?

Him: Wha...

Me: Are you inTIMidated?

Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?