Sports jokes
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.