Sports jokes
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Super Bowl
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.