Sports jokes
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.