Sports jokes
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.