Sports jokes
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.