Sports jokes

What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is. :)

Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

Because they lost their two best shooters...

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.

What do black people and sports cars have in common?

Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!