Sports jokes
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
I like balls.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!