Sports jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.