Sports jokes
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.