What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂