Sports jokes
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”