Sports jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."

Why do orphans love playing tennis?

Because it’s the only love they get.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

Why can't orphans play sports?

They don't know what a home team is.

What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?

Eight-nothing.

Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast.

Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!

Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.

Who's supposed to be the goat?

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?

WALKING!

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.