Sports jokes

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What do black people and sports cars have in common?

Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is. :)

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

Because they lost their two best shooters...

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

Cleveland Browns

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?

Because he couldn't find home!

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!