Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.