Sports jokes
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?