Sports jokes
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
Balls.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.