Sports jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
forgot me smh
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Arsenal
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.