What sport are Mexicans the best at ? - Cross country
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at? Cross-country
why cant orphans sign up for sports? they have to have a parent signature
y cant orphans play baseball....... bc they dont no where home is
why can't orphans play baseball.. cause they can't hit home base
Why can orphans play baseball.? Because they dont know where home is
Why do Indians like basketball
Because Stef curry plays it
Coach: why can't orphans play baseball Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home
Why can’t orphans play baseball
Cause there is no home to run to
What's a mexicans favourite sport? Cross Country
What do cheetah like? Sports
Q: what is a box favourite sport
A: box-ketball
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is