Sports jokes
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
I like balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.