Sports jokes
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.