Sports jokes
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.