Sports jokes
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Balls.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.