Sports jokes
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.