Sports jokes
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" "No, ... hurdles."
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.