Sports jokes
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Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!
1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.