Sports jokes
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.