Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?