Sports jokes
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.