Sports jokes
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.