Sports jokes
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" "No, ... hurdles."
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.