Sports jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico? Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!