Sports jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.