Sports jokes
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
I like balls.
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.