Sports jokes
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”