Sports jokes
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Memes
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.