Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Someone stole my balls :(
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Arsenal
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.