Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.