Sports jokes
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Memes
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.