Sports jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
OFFICIAL
Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!
1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.