Sports jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

How do you make a fruit punch?

You give it a pair of boxing gloves.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know how to hit a home run.

What do black people and sports cars have in common?

Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

Because they lost their two best shooters...

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!