Sports jokes
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.