Sports jokes
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" "No, ... hurdles."