Sports jokes
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.