Sports jokes
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
I like dicks... sporting goods.