Sports jokes
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.