Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.