Sports jokes
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.