Sports jokes
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.