Sports jokes
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.