Sports jokes

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

"I'm very good in sports."

"In which sports?"

"EA Sports."

Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.

What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't reach home.

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home plate is.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bay.

Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.