Sports jokes
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
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I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
I like balls.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.