Sports jokes
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Rangers are a joke.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.