Sports jokes
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.