Sports jokes
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?