Sports jokes
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.