Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Pool table.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
