Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?