Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldnāt tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, āIām looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?ā We then decided to aid him.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what heās was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, āIām taking notes from the best.ā
And vanished.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.