Sport jokes
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."