Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.