Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
why cant orphans sign up for sports? they have to have a parent signature
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
