Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Suiiiii!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.