My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Basketballs are bigger than end.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
