Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.