did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
comment your favorite sport
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
