Sport jokes
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Messi is really messy.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.