Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What's the special part of town called? Downtown
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
