A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What do you say to a depressed special kid:
“Why so down”
What's the special part of town called? Downtown
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
I've got not much of anything to be honest Been in special classes in school Not liked by people Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me 31 years old and never had sex pathetic Not very smart Don't look good Hate myself more than anything Been a failure at everything in life Probably be alone forever People treat me like crap Can't do anything right And the list goes on and on
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet the answer is ,I forget I'm a extreme procrastinator keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, "just shut up and swallow"
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
/This is out motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds." Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Dear Gwen. Gwen when I said sorry I ment that as a sarcastic why and point of veiw! Tbh u make me sick as a dog! also ur so annoying stop holding that anger in BTW I AM A SPECIAL CHILD! btw I am 6 years old btw! please comment good or not! Irdc!
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant super-vision".
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? *damn my bulls* ahahaha
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
What do you call an autistic kidwith a gun?
Special Forces.
Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind
