Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.