SOS jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Adopted kid:

Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

Alex:

Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

Adopted kid:

OK, dad Alex.

Alex:

Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

Adopted kid:

I’m so glad I have a mom.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!

My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?

Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!