It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
